THE SEX ON THE BEACH

“Bartender, I would like to have sex on the beach please”. Who says this? This might lead to some of the most awkward conversations you may have with a bartender… This being said, the drink is ok for anyone with a sweet tooth. The only real problem with this cocktail is the name. If I’m […]

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The Kitty Killer

Do you have a cat? If you do have one of these obnoxious creatures around, you’ve certainly sat and watched your cat slowly, determinedly push something off a table and onto the floor. Cats have a well-known tendency to do everything from lying on top of your laptop every time you want to get work […]

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The Fuzzy Navel

Even if sweet drinks aren’t usually your thing (they aren’t mine, for sure), everyone should try this iconic drink at least once. I still have a soft spot for the silly pun of this 80’s throwback. When it comes to cocktails, the classic Fuzzy Navel is one of the easiest drinks around — in more […]

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THE MONKEY GLAND

If nothing else, this one with the embarrassing name is an attention-getter! Nowadays, if you’re an adult male who feels the need for a little help in the arena of “male enhancement”, you reach for one of the blue pills. In the 1920’s, if you needed a little va va voom in the bedroom, you […]

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THE HARVEY WALLBANGER

“Do you like Harvey Wallbangers?” “Harvey who?” “Wallbangers, a friend of mine. I’ll introduce you later” Remember the surreal conversation between Gene Wilder (the blind guy) and Richard Prion (the deaf guy) in “See no evil, hear no evil”? Remember the Harvey Wallbanger? It was one of hippest drinks of the 70s. The cocktail was […]

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THE TEQUILA SUNRISE

Does this pretty drink evoke an actual sunrise, or does it just look like a sunrise after pouring down a few? Either way, this mixture of colors with layers of orange juice and grenadine is delicious on a hot day. It’s not like the cocktail is going to make you think you are in the […]

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THE SCREWDRIVER

How simple can it get? Well, a combination of vodka and orange juice is about as simple as a cocktail gets. It’s refreshing, uncomplicated, universally available, the ideal choice if you don’t feel like whipping up a proper cocktail. And about the name, well it’s just orange juice and vodka, so probably it was nameless […]

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